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Wtf is this? 🧐
Where the fuck is all the dopeness? This is the question we’ve had for 10 years as wave after wave of garbage Bitcoin merch was produced and distributed. Depicting Bitcoiners as artistically handicapped blind people. Well, enough is enough.. ✊
We created Bitcoin Outlet with the mission to deliver rare and extraordinary merchandise to warriors of Bitcoin ⚔ It’s about damn time that our effects and art exude the same qualities inherent in Bitcoin.
Unique, functional, desirable… and rare. We’ve begun working with mastermind artists and designers to bring collections of unparalleled art and merch to the world of Bitcoin. 🎉🎉🎉
In keeping with the ethos of Bitcoin, all products created at Bitcoin Outlet are limited edition. Once a product sells out, that’s all folks. There will be no more made in the same way. Design variations may be released, but never the exact product. Products distributed through Bitcoin Outlet are RARE. 🐉
Collaboration with Industry-leading Companies and Influencers
We are Bitcoin Maximalists, through and through. 🦡🦡🦡 Bitcoin Outlet only supports Bitcoin. We’ll say it again… only Bitcoin. This core belief has lead us to align with other unapologetically maximalist companies. We will be working with many of them over time to ensure a level of quality not seen in your typical shitcoin peddling merch store.
Bitcoin Outlet is always looking to collaborate with saints of Bitcoin. If you have a Bitcoin only project or brand and you would like to collaborate with our creative team, simply email your pitch to firstname.lastname@example.org
After entering the “crypto” space in 2015, Made X quickly figured out that the “crypto” space is a steaming pile of shit 💩 and turned his attention to Bitcoin.
His next realization was that most of the art and merchandise in the space was pretty fucking basic 😴😴😴 and didn’t properly embody the culture of the maniacs creating things for bitcoin. 👽
He decided to make a bunch of ridiculously badass art that puts prior creations to shame. When Made X isn’t busy with your girl, you can rest assured that his mission is to mark the dawn of the Artistic Golden Era of Bitcoin by creating some of the most remarkable artifacts in Bitcoin history. 📀🏆✨
Luis is an artistic badass and way smarter than you. He’s also a business gangster and fundamentally important to the Bitcoin space. One look at his work and he got our “dope” seal of approval. ✅
In 2017, he authored the book “Reinventing Remittances with Bitcoin,” which collects strategies and stories about the fast-growing Bitcoin remittance industry.
He’s presented at venues that include the United Nations in New York, and is a regular speaker at the International Money Transfer Conference series. In 2018, he was selected as one of the Top 50 Most Influential Payments Professionals at the World Payments Congress in Mumbai.
Luis has been building tech startups in the Philippines for over a decade and is a prolific illustrator at Cryptopop.net.
😎👙🕺 Merch 🤤👘👑
Outstanding merchandise is not blindly slapping your logo on any object available. At Bitcoin Outlet every product we carry is a work of art. Thoughtful design and limited supplies. When you purchase something from bitcoin outlet you will be one of the only people in the world who have it.
🖌📈💅 ART 🥂🖼🤘
Bitcoin Outlet is a place that brings great Bitcoin artwork into the spotlight. We like to think we’re aggregating the work of artistic individuals with the same drive and talent as BTC devs. This isn’t the fucking B team. Every cultural revolution is complemented by great art. This is our outlet.
All products ship in two weeks.
All Sales are Final. All products shipped go through rigorous quality control. If you have a valid issue with a product from Bitcoin Outlet please email email@example.com with a VERY DETAILED SUBJECT LINE. Think of this as a pitch email because there is a 91 percent chance we’re going to tell you to go fuck yourself. Some products do have return policies, you can see these policies in said products description.
If you have problems, concerns, or are offended by any of the Bitcoin Outlets site content, marketing or products please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org you can expect a response from our dedicated HR team in two weeks.